Millionaire on a Leash?

There is one person out there who thinks I might think a bit too much about my beloved rattius, Bubba. While this may be true, I pose this question to her: Which one would you rather think of - a egotistical millionaire who names burgers after himself or a big squishy rattius?

I'm with the rattius myself - he doesn't mind being put on a leash and dragged around the yard. A crazy millionaire might have a problem with this... or even scarier still, might not. LoL.