Yesterday I posted my ID story and was amazed when the only comment posted was for me to quit smoking. The complaint went so far above the smoking issue that I couldn't believe it - however, here is my
TOP TEN REASONS WHY I HATE PEOPLE WHO TELL ME TO QUIT SMOKING
10. McDonalds, Burger King and Taco Bell still exist.
9. The average American only walks 2 miles a day.
8. Someone out there drives a Hummer because 'it's cool.'
7. Religion is still legal.
6. Smokers pay taxes - just like non-smokers.
5. Smokers are only hurting themselves - and no I don't want to hear any of that secondary smoke business. If you don't like it go away.
4. Fat people can get handicap stickers for being fat.
3. Obesity is the second largest killer in the US. All cancers are number one - making only smoking related illness a much lower killer.
2. Life is short - if I want to die early what concern is it to you?
1. We live in a democracy - I can do what I want. If you don't like it, move to a communist state.
9. The average American only walks 2 miles a day.
8. Someone out there drives a Hummer because 'it's cool.'
7. Religion is still legal.
6. Smokers pay taxes - just like non-smokers.
5. Smokers are only hurting themselves - and no I don't want to hear any of that secondary smoke business. If you don't like it go away.
4. Fat people can get handicap stickers for being fat.
3. Obesity is the second largest killer in the US. All cancers are number one - making only smoking related illness a much lower killer.
2. Life is short - if I want to die early what concern is it to you?
1. We live in a democracy - I can do what I want. If you don't like it, move to a communist state.
posted by Jessica @ 9:38 PM
3 Comments:
Hello Jess. This is going to sound odd but here it goes. I am you, from twenty six years in the future. You will soon have a choice that will change the course of your life forever. (Wow, I remember reading this!) This sounded vague when I read this but when the dream comes, follow it through.
"Better the whole world be destroyed and perish utterly than that a free man refrain from an act to which his nature moves him"
I remember thinking of who could actually be writing this, but despite your scepticism try to keep an open mind. You will soon understand everything.
Cute.
My mother would love you!
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